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TRANS COUCHSURFING NETWORK - PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST... →
transcouchnetwork:
Hi! I just started a tumblr, the Transgender Couchsurfing Network. After seeing dozens of posts come across my dash about displaced or homeless trans people needing places to crash, I decided that there had to be a way to organize these posts somehow, and to put those in need in contact with those willing to lend a hand. If you’re trans and need a place to stay, or if you...
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But What If I Want To Be Eaten? →
hitrecordjoe:
Text by JulesKD
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“I see you have fine taste,”
the Wolf said, eyeing my basket of flowers,
“step off of the path, if you’d like to,
and we’ll while away a few hours.”
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“Don’t do it!” the Huntsman cried out,
“Think of your honor, your virtue!
He’s a jerk, you don’t know any better.
Come with me, and I never will hurt you.”
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A typical Nice Guy, the Huntsman:
his aim...
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Hey! Yes, you! This is about to get vaginal:
Do you love vulvae? Have a passion for pussy?
Would you want a coffee mug with a vagina painted on the bottom? Would you want a coffee mug with YOUR vagina painted on the bottom?
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Pluto is interesting because it’s fixed on its moon, Charon, and they rotate...
– Sufjan Stevens on why Pluto had to be a dwarf (via bulletbabes)
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Simeon, ladies and gentlefolk.
Simeon: I'm writing in my will that if something happens to me while I'm in Korea, you may have [Anna Torv]
Me: Phew!
Si: I was gonna leave you Felicia Day but I decided to have her buried with me. You know, Pharaoh-style.
Me: She's honored, I'm sure of it.
Si: Well I am sure at first she will be very upset, but once the air runs out I am pretty sure she will calm down.
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But What If I Want To Be Eaten? →
hitrecordjoe:
Text by JulesKD
==
“I see you have fine taste,”
the Wolf said, eyeing my basket of flowers,
“step off of the path, if you’d like to,
and we’ll while away a few hours.”
-
“Don’t do it!” the Huntsman cried out,
“Think of your honor, your virtue!
He’s a jerk, you don’t know any better.
Come with me, and I never will hurt you.”
-
A typical Nice Guy, the Huntsman:
his aim...
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